Calm Down

nosdrinker:

i don’t know what these are but i love them

FLUFFY COWS!!!!!!!!!!!

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dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

and we discover you can turn it inside out and

ITS HELLO KITTY I’M

HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

Source: dendropsyche

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iamtonysexual:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN

RED ASLERT

I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??

update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost

He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.

Source: jonandtheon

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eifi-kissu:

HAHAHAHAHA

Source: onemindarmy

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slenclerman:

eat-draw-write:

theamericankid:

I applaud anyone with that much patience as I myself, have none.

With this. I can’t even.

wtf man i cant even sharpen a pencil right

Source: theamericankid

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castielsmissinggrace:

im sorry, is it still too soon

~~someone take photoshop away from me~~

Source: castielsmissinggrace

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jaseherondale:

childrapist666:

edwad:

jaseherondale:

Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love

yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian

i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame

Source: jaseherondale

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thatfunnyblog:

KATE MIDDLETON’S BABY WILL BE THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE AND IF THAT ISN’T THE GREATEST NEWS YOU’VE HEARD TODAY THEN YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY FACE.

Source: i-deny-this-reality

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lifeam0ngthestars:

This was the creepiest fucking thing I’ve seen, until it fell down the stairs.

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Reblog if you have ever started watching a show because you saw so much of it on your dash.

mirandom21:

side-of-the-angels-sherlock:

cuppycakesandsunshine:

jayewalkingonsunshine:

so accurate it hurts

i think that’s how everyone found supernatural

I literally got into Supernatural like this

Source: jomobrien

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

jessicaisblonde:

barackfuckingobama:

I know I’ve reblogged this before but can I just talk about his expression in the second gif because it’s like “I love you back and that is a fact, that is a serious god damn issue, this is no laughing matter, I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND I LOVE YOU BACK”

how ironic is it that that gif looks like a gay alternate universe mitt romney

Source: plushrumpsenpai

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sluttyoliveoil:

following someone for months and liking their posts to get them to notice you and then they finally follow you

Source: sluttyoliveoil

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scraggay:

darkdaysbrightnights:

scraggay:

MY MOM FED ME COOKIES WITH MILK IM GONNA SHIT UP A FUCKING STORM WHY CANT SHE DO ANYTHING RIGHT

OH MY GOD

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER

GIVING YOU COOKIES AND MILK

ARREST HER

IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT YOU PIECE OF TRASH I LITERALLY MEANT IM GOING TO SHIT UP A FUCKING STORM

Source: growlithed

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

boomette:

look at that guy on the left he is so photogenic i bet there is a stock photo of him laughing with a salad

Source: boomette

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Source: ylrd

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