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xekstrin:

erlynntheemerald:

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So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.

mathsturbation:

meowt knows how to burn a bitch

rlmjob:

bestlittle1:

rlmjob:

*puts on sexy underwear but accepts the fact that no one will see it*

But knowing daddy bought them is good enough for me.

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transetheralbrimwylf:

phukers:

when u see someone hot at the gym

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More reblogging this because that’s extremely impressive

chrssy:

riding your man like

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mishasminions:

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

clitorito:

The last one

phan-you-not:

pishposhspice:

matilda totally reads gay fanfic

oh my fuckinG GO D

sasunarustuff:

fagsindubai:

whismical:

you stopped scrolling.

i think its a dick every time


Peckasaurs

sasunarustuff:

fagsindubai:

whismical:

you stopped scrolling.

i think its a dick every time

Peckasaurs

fruitsgarden:

sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast

fruitsgarden:

sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast

sherlock:

arynapril:

sher-lockedoutofthetardis:

Idk my relationship with my siblings is always either “yo I’ll help you hide the body” or “do not even breathe in my direction” there is no in between.

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escapedgoat:

xxvalleygirlxx:

When a nigga call you baby in a deep raspy voice

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When a baby call you nigga in a deep raspy voice

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gerardgayofficial:

when u sing along to a song and then understand a metaphor

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